Friendly Terms of Use
Hey there! Welcome to Lord Acres, home of refreshing, probiotic-packed, and raw-ingredient-loaded goodness! Before you pop the top or take a sip, let’s go over some light and bubbly terms, so we’re all on the same page.
By cracking open, sipping, or just gazing lovingly at our products, you’re agreeing to these terms. And trust us—they’re almost as smooth as our kombucha!
1. The Fine Print—But Make It Fun
By opening and enjoying one of our delicious drinks, you’re not just saying “Yum!” but also saying “I’ve read and I’m cool with these Terms of Use.” It’s like shaking hands, but more refreshing. 🌿
2. What’s Inside: Probiotics, Honey, and All That Good Stuff
Our drinks are like a garden in a bottle! Packed with probiotics, made with raw ingredients, and sweetened by nature’s candy—honey! They’re not pasteurized because we believe in keeping things natural and alive (literally!). So, the living cultures inside are working their magic for your gut health, one sip at a time.
Just a heads up—because we use raw, live ingredients, each batch can be a bit of a unique experience. It’s part of the charm!
3. You Know the Drill: Assume Some Risks, Reap the Benefits
When you drink our Jun kombucha, you’re signing up for the fun of live, non-pasteurized drinks. With probiotics that give your tummy a little TLC and the sweet benefits of raw honey, you’re also agreeing that there’s some unpredictability involved. After all, nature likes to keep us on our toes!
That said, if you’ve got allergies or sensitivities, you might want to double-check our ingredients list before diving in. We wouldn’t want your adventure to go sideways.
4. The Official Bit: You Promise to Be Cool About It
In the highly unlikely event that something goes awry, we ask that you agree not to hold us liable. By enjoying our drinks, you agree to cover us (and yourself) with a bit of indemnification. That’s a fancy way of saying that if anything happens from drinking our kombucha, you’ll handle it without dragging us into court. (Because that’s no fun for anyone, right?)
5. No Party Crashers (aka No Class Actions)
We know our kombucha is good enough to share, but please, no class action lawsuits. By cracking open that bottle, you agree that if you ever have an issue, you’ll deal with us one-on-one—like friends do. No class action party invites, please!
6. All About the Honey and Probiotics
We know you’re here because you love the natural goodness of our Jun kombucha and all its raw, honey-sweetened greatness. Packed with probiotics that help support digestion, raw honey’s naturally antibacterial and antioxidant properties make this a drink with benefits. But just like all good things, moderation and common sense are key.
7. Your Sip Seals the Deal
The moment you pop that cap or take your first sip, our little agreement here kicks into action. Consider it our pinky promise to each other—no ink necessary. So, before you sip, just know you’re cool with these terms (and we’re cool with you!).
8. Staying Fresh (Just Like Our Drinks!)
We like to keep things fresh, so if we ever change these Terms, don’t worry—we’ll give you a heads up if you provide your contact info. Keep enjoying our drinks, and you’ll automatically agree to any new Terms as we update them. No pressure, just refreshment.
If you’ve got any questions, concerns, or just want to tell us how much you love our Jun kombucha (we love hearing from happy drinkers), feel free to reach out to us!
Cheers to your health!
The Lord Acres Team
Lord Acres Provisions, LLC
Contact: hello@lordacres.com
Now go ahead and enjoy all the probiotic-packed, raw, honey-kissed goodness in that bottle. 🥂
Hey there! Welcome to Lord Acres, home of refreshing, probiotic-packed, and raw-ingredient-loaded goodness! Before you pop the top or take a sip, let’s go over some light and bubbly terms, so we’re all on the same page.
By cracking open, sipping, or just gazing lovingly at our products, you’re agreeing to these terms. And trust us—they’re almost as smooth as our kombucha!
1. The Fine Print—But Make It Fun
By opening and enjoying one of our delicious drinks, you’re not just saying “Yum!” but also saying “I’ve read and I’m cool with these Terms of Use.” It’s like shaking hands, but more refreshing. 🌿
2. What’s Inside: Probiotics, Honey, and All That Good Stuff
Our drinks are like a garden in a bottle! Packed with probiotics, made with raw ingredients, and sweetened by nature’s candy—honey! They’re not pasteurized because we believe in keeping things natural and alive (literally!). So, the living cultures inside are working their magic for your gut health, one sip at a time.
Just a heads up—because we use raw, live ingredients, each batch can be a bit of a unique experience. It’s part of the charm!
3. You Know the Drill: Assume Some Risks, Reap the Benefits
When you drink our Jun kombucha, you’re signing up for the fun of live, non-pasteurized drinks. With probiotics that give your tummy a little TLC and the sweet benefits of raw honey, you’re also agreeing that there’s some unpredictability involved. After all, nature likes to keep us on our toes!
That said, if you’ve got allergies or sensitivities, you might want to double-check our ingredients list before diving in. We wouldn’t want your adventure to go sideways.
4. The Official Bit: You Promise to Be Cool About It
In the highly unlikely event that something goes awry, we ask that you agree not to hold us liable. By enjoying our drinks, you agree to cover us (and yourself) with a bit of indemnification. That’s a fancy way of saying that if anything happens from drinking our kombucha, you’ll handle it without dragging us into court. (Because that’s no fun for anyone, right?)
5. No Party Crashers (aka No Class Actions)
We know our kombucha is good enough to share, but please, no class action lawsuits. By cracking open that bottle, you agree that if you ever have an issue, you’ll deal with us one-on-one—like friends do. No class action party invites, please!
6. All About the Honey and Probiotics
We know you’re here because you love the natural goodness of our Jun kombucha and all its raw, honey-sweetened greatness. Packed with probiotics that help support digestion, raw honey’s naturally antibacterial and antioxidant properties make this a drink with benefits. But just like all good things, moderation and common sense are key.
7. Your Sip Seals the Deal
The moment you pop that cap or take your first sip, our little agreement here kicks into action. Consider it our pinky promise to each other—no ink necessary. So, before you sip, just know you’re cool with these terms (and we’re cool with you!).
8. Staying Fresh (Just Like Our Drinks!)
We like to keep things fresh, so if we ever change these Terms, don’t worry—we’ll give you a heads up if you provide your contact info. Keep enjoying our drinks, and you’ll automatically agree to any new Terms as we update them. No pressure, just refreshment.
If you’ve got any questions, concerns, or just want to tell us how much you love our Jun kombucha (we love hearing from happy drinkers), feel free to reach out to us!
Cheers to your health!
The Lord Acres Team
Lord Acres Provisions, LLC
Contact: hello@lordacres.com
Now go ahead and enjoy all the probiotic-packed, raw, honey-kissed goodness in that bottle. 🥂